YouShouldHaveKilledMeWhenYouHadTheChance

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Brooke.
120% overly tired 3000% overly sensitive and 800% over your BS.
Keep your hands to yourself.
Its now or never sheeple, do miss your chance this time.
Try not to trip over my I.Q. on your way out the door.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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jerkidiot:

there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” 

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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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"Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living."
Jonathan Safran FoerExtremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via feellng)

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stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

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asian:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dimpledvegan:

how do people argue that animals are not intelligent
they are so much more aware than we give them credit for

I love the little pause before it selects the right one as it’s staring at it
As if this cat is thinking ‘HUMAN WHY DO YOU INSULT MY INTELLECT LIKE THIS’

I personally think this experiment is flawed because they were using a metal ball with metal cups which creates sounds. Essentially a blind person can indicate the location of the ball by picking the location or direction of the last time they heard of the sound. just my 2 cents

asian:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dimpledvegan:

how do people argue that animals are not intelligent

they are so much more aware than we give them credit for

I love the little pause before it selects the right one as it’s staring at it

As if this cat is thinking ‘HUMAN WHY DO YOU INSULT MY INTELLECT LIKE THIS’

I personally think this experiment is flawed because they were using a metal ball with metal cups which creates sounds. Essentially a blind person can indicate the location of the ball by picking the location or direction of the last time they heard of the sound. just my 2 cents

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